Articles by Kenneth Brown

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

February 6, 2007 // 0 Comments

"I hope you have sons… beautiful, handsome boys… articulate, educated, and athletic. And I hope they have their legs taken from them so you can know what this pain is like!" Will Ferrell can look at the camera and say anything. Anything [...]

Underworld: Evolution

February 5, 2007 // 0 Comments

"We are oddities of nature… humanity has no place for people such as us." When word of the first "Underworld" came out in 2002, I went through the roof. For years, my friends and I had been talking about the need for a hard edged [...]


February 5, 2007 // 0 Comments

"I don't know… I can't remember…" I wasn't sure what to expect when I picked up a copy of "Unknown" — I had only seen a synopsis and a mediocre review on an episode of Ebert & Roper. What I wasn't [...]

The Descent

February 2, 2007 // 0 Comments

"It hasn't got a name… it's a new system. No one's ever been down here before." Director Neil Marshall caught my attention in 2002 when I was lucky enough to catch Dog Soldiers in our local theater. It was a werewolf film I [...]

Gridiron Gang

February 1, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Most sixteen or seventeen year old kids, they make a bad choice… they get grounded. Then there's kids that make a bad choice, somebody ends up shot dead in a parking lot. Those kids get sent here." Gridiron Gang, like the film Friday [...]

The Devil Wears Prada

January 31, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Don't make me feed you to one of the models." Alright… let's put it all on the table. First off, I'm a man… but at the same time, I secretly TiVo "Project Runway" on Bravo to watch with my wife. In my book, [...]

The Covenant

January 30, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!" That quote you just read? Yep, it's the kind of award winning dialogue you can expect at every turn [...]


January 25, 2007 // 0 Comments

"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise… violence is gonna ensue." In 2002, Joss Whedon brought wit, originality, and adventure to the small screen in a predestined, cult-favorite [...]
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