Laura Ramsey

The Ruins: Unrated

August 1, 2008 // 0 Comments

In the 1970s, Carter Smith's "The Ruins" might have been a clever exploitation film on the drive-in circuit, made on the cheap with minimal visual effects and a cast of unknowns. In 2008, it is soft-core torture porn that quite literally [...]

The Ruins

July 11, 2008 // 0 Comments

There are certain films that for some strange reason seem to ring true with certain people and critics and become successes despite the fact that they are steeped in mediocrity. "The Ruins" is clearly one such movie and I understand that I am [...]

The Covenant

January 30, 2007 // 0 Comments

"Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!" That quote you just read? Yep, it's the kind of award winning dialogue you can expect at every turn [...]


January 25, 2006 // 0 Comments

To write a review about "Venom" and completely attack every shred of its existence, to me, would simply be a complete waste of time. Is "Venom" perfect? Not a chance, but I will give credit where credit is due and that first goes to [...]