Articles by Gabriel Garza

John Tucker Must Die

December 4, 2006 // 0 Comments

Oh, how the mighty teen comedy has fallen! Where is John Hughes when you need him? Former actress Betty Thomas (who directed the funny and surprisingly sweet "Private Parts" and the awful "I Spy" and semi-awful "Doctor [...]

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

November 30, 2006 // 0 Comments

Look! Up in the Sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's an extremely lame movie! Director Ivan Reitman continues his comedic downhill slalom into mediocrity with his latest film "My Super Ex-Girlfriend." Back in the eighties, [...]

Superman Returns: 2-Disc Special Edition

November 20, 2006 // 0 Comments

With more false starts than an American-made vehicle, the Man of Steel's prolonged absence from movie screens finally ended during the summer of 2006. After soaring back into the skies with some fairly respectable box office receipts, Warner Bros. [...]

Reds: 25th Anniversary Edition

November 16, 2006 // 0 Comments

Chronicling the final five years of American socialist/journalist John Reed, "Reds: 25th Anniversary Edition" presents an ambitious look at the professional and personal life of the author behind "Ten Days That Shook the World" [...]

Daughters Of Darkness: Special Edition

November 6, 2006 // 0 Comments

With a couple of DVD editions already floating around (one courtesy of Anchor Bay), Blue Underground goes to the well again, providing a triple-dip presentation of Harry Kumel's artsy Euro-trash classic "Daughters of Darkness." Drenched in [...]

Rest Stop

October 30, 2006 // 0 Comments

Warner Brother's first foray into the straight-to-home-video market (courtesy of their new Raw Feed genre imprint) is a non-descript horror film named "Rest Stop" that unnaturally mixes supernatural elements and momentary flashes of gore [...]

Star Trek: Klingon Fan Collective

October 2, 2006 // 0 Comments

Culled from the five different "Star Trek" shows ("The Original Series, " "The Next Generation, " "Deep Space Nine," "Voyager" and "Enterprise"), "Star Trek Fan Collective: Klingon" [...]

Windy City Heat

September 28, 2006 // 0 Comments

Originally airing on Comedy Central and blurring the line between fiction and reality, "Windy City Heat" is a supposed prank on an unfortunate "actor/comedian" by the name of "Scary "Perry Caravello. Whether or not Perry is [...]

X-Men III: The Last Stand

September 27, 2006 // 0 Comments

"X-Men III: The Last Stand" is the supposed final film detailing the formidable world of mutants and their struggles with society at large. Fanboy punching bag Brett Ratner took the reigns of the franchise once original director Bryan Singer [...]

NYPD Blue: Season 4

September 22, 2006 // 0 Comments

Spawned from the creative minds of Steven Bochco (Hill Street Blues, L.A. Law) and David Milch (Deadwood), "NYPD Blue: Season 4" covers the post-David Caruso and pre-Rick Schroder and Mark-Paul Gosselaar years. Featuring reliable show-rescuer [...]
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